Sino ba si BB?
“Hindi ako un!”
‘Wag kang LALAPIT!
Okay!! Easy lang!! I WON’T CLOSE TO YOU!
NanG MAGING NARS SI BB….. tsk.. tsk…
Charting 1.0 ni BB! (General Patronage)
1. “Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.”
2. “On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.” (e alin ba nagdisappear??)
3. “She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.”
4. “The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.”
5. “The patient has been depressed since she began depressed mood since 1993.”
6. “Discharge status: Alive but without permission.”
7. “The patient refused autopsy.”
8. “The patient has no previous history of suicides.”
9. “She is numb from her toes down.”
10. “While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.”
11. “The skin was moist and dry.”
12. “Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.”
13. “Patient was alert and unresponsive.”
14. “Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.”
16. “The lab test indicated abnormal lower function.”
17. “Skin: somewhat pale but present.”
18. “Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.”
Ang Mga Nursing Interventions ni BB!! Malapit na!!
PAGBABALIK TANAW SA MGA PRODUKTONG MAPAG ALAGA!
Tepok ka!
ENTRUST YOUR HAIRCARE
BB’s Rational “TOTS”
Mga Vandalisms — Kulet!!
Sa chair:
“push button to eject seatmate” “push button to eject urself” “push button to kill teacher.”
“push button to eject teacher”
….reply: “it’s jammed! We’re doomed!”
CHEM:
Chem chair:
“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”
Anatomy:
Ana chair:
“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:
“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!”
Reply:
“the future you are holding is very small.”
sa 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
May nag-reply:
“find x.”
sa loob ng music room.
“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! “
tas may sumagot
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka “
tas may sumagot uli
“weh “
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak!kokak!”
Wall sa labas ng senado
“Do not steal. The government hates competition” men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:
“if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!”sa girls’ CR uli:
“My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant”
Reply:
“Pray to God”
